My mom thinks I should go on ABC's hit dating/proposal/breakup show
Mom, I'm pretty sure you just want a grandchild. First of all, I'm not even your oldest. The pressure should be on Morgan. She is halfway to fifty. Secondly, I could totally give you a grandchild without a Bachelor, if that's what you want. But that's not the way we do it here. We're traditional. First comes love, then comes marriage, then, after a few years of spending our money on ourselves, will come Faye with a baby carriage.
Also, I don't think I'm interesting enough for the show. (And by interesting, I mean tall and blonde.)
Oh, and I'm kind of awkward. But, I guess awkward has paid off in the past.
Plus there's that little thing about me being outspoken. I don't know if I could handle being around 24 catty females...and that storyline has already happened.
Who's to say I'd even like the guy, anyway? I am seriously very picky.
"But you owe me a grandchild."
Yes, mom. Yes, I know. I do. And what better way to achieve that than to humiliate myself on national television?
Okay, okay...sign me up!