1. You own (and wear regularly) black skinny jeans.
2. You blog.
3. You tweet. A lot.
4. You listen to obscure music.
5. You're "writing a book".
Well, well. Let me see.
✓ love my black skinnies
✓ i blog. obviously.
✓ guilty. @wfayew
✓ obscure music is definitely my favorite.
✓ i'm actually in the middle of 3 different ideas.
But. I'm not a hipster. Why? Because there's one fact about me that cancels out all the rest.
I. Love. Britney. Spears.
Love her. Always have and always will. And today is her birthday! In honor of her birthday, I'm listening to all Britney all day. I suggest you do the same.