Or maybe this post should be called "This is Why I'm a Bitch".
One day last week, as I was walking to my car to go home for my lunch break, I noticed something odd. There were roses on my hood. Someone gave me roses and my first reaction was not "awwww". My first reaction was "what the eff is this?"
First of all, I had to pick those things up and not only did they have thorns, but I had to lean over my hood and I got dirty. (My car doesn't get bathed often.) Oh, and who gives someone 9 roses? Is that a popular number of roses to give? Or is that all they could pick out of someone's garden before they got caught?
I don't even know who they were from. But I doubt it was anyone I want them to be from.
Oh, and...roses are cheesy and I don't like cheesy. But thanks anyway.
*I'm not really that big of a bitch (like Madonna) I'm kinda kidding. But just kinda.