I really feel the need to apologize to Ms. Anonymous. Of course, she's always right about everything...don't you know? [Read my original post here.]
I'm so sorry! It MUST be the best book EVER since YOU say so! What was I thinking for putting it down? Especially since you have such extensive literary knowledge as your second favorite book is the Twilight Series. (Masterpiece, I tell ya.)
I read 120 pages. I gave it a shot. I didn't love it. I put it down. I'm not judging you for reading poorly written porn, so don't judge me for not.
And, Ms. Anonymous, I don't need help exploring my own sexuality. I know what I like and I know what I don't like.
I don't like dirty talk. It weirds me out. If you have to ask me if I like it...then I probably don't. I also don't like whips and chains (I'm guessing) or anything like that. Like choking, for example. (That may have happened once.)
But that doesn't make me a prude. Because even more than that, I DON'T like cuddling and I don't like listening to Coldplay - "Sparks" on repeat. (That definitely happened once.)
To each his own. And fifty shades just isn't for me.