Monday, April 30, 2012

Fifty Shades of Apologies

I really feel the need to apologize to Ms. Anonymous. Of course, she's always right about everything...don't you know? [Read my original post here.]


I'm so sorry! It MUST be the best book EVER since YOU say so! What was I thinking for putting it down? Especially since you have such extensive literary knowledge as your second favorite book is the Twilight Series. (Masterpiece, I tell ya.)

Seriously?

I read 120 pages. I gave it a shot. I didn't love it. I put it down. I'm not judging you for reading poorly written porn, so don't judge me for not.

And, Ms. Anonymous, I don't need help exploring my own sexuality. I know what I like and I know what I don't like.

I don't like dirty talk. It weirds me out. If you have to ask me if I like it...then I probably don't. I also don't like whips and chains (I'm guessing) or anything like that. Like choking, for example. (That may have happened once.) 

But that doesn't make me a prude. Because even more than that, I DON'T like cuddling and I don't like listening to Coldplay - "Sparks" on repeat. (That definitely happened once.)


To each his own. And fifty shades just isn't for me.

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  2. Anonymous commenters are so WEAK! If you have an opinion, own it and let us know who you are. People are so brave in situations where they don't have to identify themselves.

    So Ms. Anonymous, GET A LIFE. or a google email, duh.

    Love you Faye!

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