Thursday, April 12, 2012

Friday Confessions


I'm on the beach right now.

Yep, I'm on vacation for this lovely lady's bachelorette weekend.

I plan to consume lots of alcohol. (Responsibly, of course.)


I seriously* believe messing up the flow of traffic at a four-way stop should be punishable by death.


There was a situation in my life recently that didn't pan out quite how I had hoped. I'm upset that I'm not as upset as I feel I should be. I was hoping to discover that I am, in fact, a real human girl with real human girl feelings. Maybe I'm not.

When I get back from this beach trip, I plan to forgo shaving my legs for at least two weeks.


This isn't really a confession, but this conversation happened.

Sister: Ah! This book just used my favorite word!
Me: Which is?
Sister: Batshit.
Me: Batshit is your favorite word?
Sister. Well, one of em. What's your favorite word?
Me: Of all time?
Sister: Yes.
Me: Balls.

*Not really. But seriously.


  1. I never shave... bah :x loving these confessions!

  2. LOL I love not shaving for at least a week after a trip!