I'm on the beach right now.
Yep, I'm on vacation for this lovely lady's bachelorette weekend.
I plan to consume lots of alcohol. (Responsibly, of course.)
I seriously* believe messing up the flow of traffic at a four-way stop should be punishable by death.
There was a situation in my life recently that didn't pan out quite how I had hoped. I'm upset that I'm not as upset as I feel I should be. I was hoping to discover that I am, in fact, a real human girl with real human girl feelings. Maybe I'm not.
When I get back from this beach trip, I plan to forgo shaving my legs for at least two weeks.
This isn't really a confession, but this conversation happened.
Sister: Ah! This book just used my favorite word!
Me: Which is?
Me: Batshit is your favorite word?
Sister. Well, one of em. What's your favorite word?
Me: Of all time?
*Not really. But seriously.