Last night, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler hosted the 70th annual Golden Globe Awards.
I won't go into the fashion. I won't bore you with how great and/or awful I think everyone looked. I won't bother to tell you that I thought Claire Danes was the night's obvious winner and Sienna Miller was the even more obvious loser.
I'm not even going to focus on the wins. Even that I think Ben Affleck and Argo were so deserving of their awards and speaking of Ben Affleck and awards, he should be awarded Sexiest Man Alive every year until the end of time.
I won't rave about Lena Dunham's wins or complain about her awkward painful shoe waddle.
I'm here to talk about something much more than that.
Tommy Lee Jones, Bill Clinton, and Bill Murray all look to be about 100 years old. When did that happen? Why is everyone getting so OLD? (Including me.)
I turn 25 in 25 days and the panic is setting in, obviously.