Tuesday, February 12, 2013

The Bachelor: Episodes 4-7

Tierrable Tierrorist

Episode 4
Sean goes rock climbing with Selma; she gets a rose. He plays roller derby with Lindsay, Robyn, Jackie, Catherine, Amanda, AshLee, Sara, and Tierra. Tierra gets the rose. He takes Leslie on a "pretty woman" date and just like in the end of the movie, she leaves. Except this time, he doesn't chase her up the fire escape. At the rose ceremony, Amanda joins her out the door.

Episode 5
Lindsay and Sean take a helicopter ride through a national park and she gets a rose. Selma, Ashlee, Desiree, Catherine, Sara, Lesley, Robyn, & Daniella compete in a Montana themed relay race in which they drink goat milk. But it doesn't matter because the winners and losers get to hang out with Sean and one of those losers, Daniella, gets the rose. Tierra and Jackie go on the dreaded two on one and even more dreadful...Tierra gets the rose. Robyn joins Jackie on her way home this week.

Episode 6
Sean takes Catherine to play on a glacier and gives her a rose. Tierra, Sara, Ashley, Lindsay, Selma, Lesley, and Daniella join Sean in the "polar bear plunge". Lesley gets the rose and Tierra gets hypothermia. Desiree and Sean repel down a mountain and she gets a rose. This week, Sean sends Sara home (before the rose ceremony) as well as Daniella and Selma*.

Episode 7
Sean and AshLee take a boat to a private island with a film crew where she tells him that she's been married and she loves him. Tierra and Sean walk around the town of St Croix where he tells her drama bothers him and she tells him she's falling in love with him. Sean shows up at the house before 5am and takes polaroids of all the girls in their beds. Creepy. He picks up Catherine, Desiree, and Lindsay for their group date. They watch the sunrise on one side of the island and the sunset on the other and do a bunch of shit in between. Lindsay gets the group date rose. Lesley has a very bland one on one with Sean at an old fruit orchard. Sean talks to his sister and she tells him not to pick "that girl". Then, "that girl" goes cray cray on AshLee because she has a sparkle and can't control her eyebrow. She then tearless cries to Sean and he sends her home. Back to hell where she used to live. Lesley also goes back home (to Arkansas) and Sean will be going to the homes of AshLee, Catherine, Desiree, and Lindsay next week for hometowns.

*Can I just say? Selma didn't want to kiss Sean because it would shame her family because of her culture. Her boobs hanging out all the time didn't already do that? 


  1. I thought the same thing about Selma and her boobs. I mean, skanktastic. She was annoying--glad he kicked her to the curb!

  2. Bummed about Lesley. Relieved beyond belief about Tierra. And yes-- don't think the conservative Iraqi mom is gonna be happy about seeing much too much of Selma's boobs...